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growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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tumbleweedforyou:

God his face in that last line. So perfect.

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mentalfacts:

**FactNewton’s equation for acceleration of a falling object on the blackboard before jumping to his death from a 15th floor classroom.

mentalfacts:

**FactNewton’s equation for acceleration of a falling object on the blackboard before jumping to his death from a 15th floor classroom.

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pensacosi:

I’m having a blast watching the Grumps play Trauma Center

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notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

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elegantly-tasteless:


school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

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jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

The Professor was the best dad he’s just like “My daughters are superbeing accidents but goddammit I love them anyway”

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therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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oh dear lord

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